oh my god i just realized. y'all realize if the actors strike goes on til october and they still call a promotional boycott it is now entirely possible, nay, likely, that they WILL release the animatronics on the fnaf movie red carpet
the rich ceos and shit who just arrived: hey why did they roll out a white carpet instead of a red one
jim henson company: don’t worry it’ll be red soon. *opens the limo door as the toreador march starts to play*
least favorite genre of tumblr discourse
"i hate people who have interests that are unusual in intensity or subject, who experience social difficulties that result in their saying and doing things that seem strange or inappropriate, or that prevent them from reaching expected cultural milestones like driving, having a steady job, or moving away from home, 'on time' or ever. those kinds of people are so cringe"
"oh that sounds pretty ableist against autistic people"
"*sputtering noise like the lady from the valentino white bag vine* how dare you imply that autistic people do those cringe things i just listed. that would make them losers and/or monsters, so by associating those behaviors with autistic people, maybe YOU'RE the real ableist. in fact, i'm autistic myself and all my interests are of socially appropriate intensity and i've never had trouble making a phone call and they just gave me the congressional medal of honor for understanding ironic social media jokes, and if i can do it so can everyone else"
some facts
-the stigma against vaginas in our society is rooted in misogyny
-laws that try to restrict and control vaginal health are also rooted in misogyny
-not everyone that has a vagina is a woman
-not all women have vaginas
-there are trans women with vaginas
-there are trans men with penises
none of these statements have any reason to contradict each other
Like can we summon this m
like to charge reblog to cast
A monster?
A Hero
Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST
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Pensions sound so fake as a zillennial. You work for one place for decades (already sounds fake) and then afterwards you leave and they just. keep paying you. the same amount of money. to do nothing. for the rest of your life. if i wasn't already aware that this was something that readily and commonly existed during my grandparent's days then it would sound like some kind of socialist pipe dream
it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)
all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like "I'm a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand" in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy
I only just fucking put together why this post started getting notes again
